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deceitfool posting in

I LOST AGAIN?! AND TO HER? THE LITTLE HYPOCRITE? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

We all know who DevSis's favorite cookie is: ME! I'M the one who brought the most players in! I'M the one who gets all the staring roles! I'M the most recognizable cookie out of the entire batch! And I STILL lose to Dark Enchantr-Oops! Sorry, keep making that mistake! What I meant to say was White Lily Cookie. Yes, White Lily Cookie. Don't know HOW I keep making that mistake.

[He's totally doing it on purpose, he's so mad right now.]

But fine! Whatever! Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, I guess. Come next year this will all be forgotten and I'll be top dog once again.

loomsandlies posting in

dear_player

I'm a homebody. You know that.

Which means I refuse to go anywhere. Especially now.

Come now, why are you doing this?

futuredirector posting in

dear_player

Wow…and here I thought you just wanted to torture me for giggles. But this new gadget you have planned for me…I think it would help a lot. I am a bit concerned though. Don't get me wrong, I could use the help. I just…don't want to become too reliant on it, you know?

Maybe I should ask Agent Locke to make me an umbrella like Justin's. That'll be helpful, too.

Current Mood: curious

nevereverletitcool posting in

dear_player

[Well, there's a train sitting in this void of nothingness, belching steam and hissing with effort. And this man here doesn't look all too keen on having it wait.]

Well? You coming or what?

revengeofthefridge posting in

dear_mun

So we're getting a new game, huh? That's pretty cool. Am I gonna be in it? Yeah, no, probably not. I think I might actually still be a fridge. I hope the new ice guy is better at dodging than me.

Or new water guy. We are kind of interchangeable, aren't we?

... wait, why are you smirking, mun?

...Huh? What do you mean, "it's what I said?" What did I say?

...

..."That's pretty cool?"

...

... oh. OH! I get it now! That's pretty funny!

revengeofthefridge posting in

dear_player

cutebutmean posting in

dear_player

Seriously? Why the hell am I here?

You're an idiot for even bothering - I don't want to go anywhere near any of the Othello 'players' that you know. Donatello and I hate each other, remember?

Why would I want to??? Dumbass. Any of them are already probably geared to the teeth and I don't HAVE MY STUFF because SOMEBODY forgets that I AM STILL A HUMAN and any 'games' you look at steals all the tech.

That's MY JOB, duh.

I was in TWO episodes. Give me a break.

You don't even like playing antagonists - so I ask again: why the hell am I here?

I am NOT one of your dualism character types with some secret heart of gold so don't even START. I don't care if you're a writer and want to 'explore my character' - LEAVE ME THE HELL OUT OF IT.

Ugh. Why am I surrounded by idiots?

skeleta posting in

dear_player

We're selling out how many arenas and nobody can get my brother a real fucking bed??

... And yeah, cute, huh? I found some real gems with dad's journals but that stuff with the bike was kinda fuckin' — chef's kiss.

𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖇𝖎 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗, 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖔𝖓 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓!

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